The State of Dis-Union Gas-a-palooza has coincided with Groundhog Day for the first time in like 300 years, and after discussing this with my friend Sargent Pepper from Cheers and Jeers, I am inspired to write my first ever diary,
"Pet Names for Your Monkey". I know how savvy the DKos community is, so we know who the Monkey is, right?
If you read Cheers and Jeers, or many of the other diaries, the PrezNit has inspired some of the most dead-on, side-splitting-bring-a-tear-to-your eye nicknames of any Faux President ever. I believe it's time we created a go-to catalog for those times when you need a new spin on an old bottle-tipper like Georgie-Boy.
And please, folks, let's keep it (fairly) clean--lampooning at it's best rises above common vulgarity (like the kind I use when I throw darts at his Time Man of the Year cover, or when I line the bottom of the catbox with printouts from Faux News Online). I have seen many of your writings, I know you have some choice monikers for El Chimperor, so in the interest of SOTU-Therapy, share them with us all, and have some Happy Time Karma Fun!