I have a confession to make. I am not just writer of humorous riffs about Tom Cruise, feel good tributes, and diaries about monkey names for The Big Mistake. I am a voracious reader of almost anything that tells me THE END IS NEAR. Which can be a bad thing, since optimistic as I am, I have occasional bouts with anxiety (who doesn't nowadays, eh?). So tonight, after reading these well written, informative, relevant, and frankly SCARE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU diaries:
Bush administration is 'woefully unprepared' for a flu pandemic by Plutonium Page
Playing Chicken with the Apocalypse by Devilstower
and
Your Credit-The October Surprise is Nigh by cskendrick
....well, I went O-F-F-Off
You see, it just got to be a bit much, guys. You all are UBERMEGATONTALENTED and your diaries have important, urgent points that everyone should heed. But they also reminded me of those scary mindbending Southern Baptist Rapture Tracts...I had a huge panic attack. Thankfully, I was saved from implosion/explosion by the release that is the
WYFP Diary by ElizabethD
And I thought, I need to make this productive. If we're going down in flames, gang, let's at least make it a sporting event! So place your bets in the First Annual DKOS Apocalypse Derby. To fill out the field a bit, I have added a few other Apocalypses..Apocalypti...Apoca...SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU Events from which to choose from.
And remember to stock up on every last thing, ESPECIALLY toilet paper!!!